FROG AT THE BANK

 

FROG AT THE BANK

A frog goes into a bank and

Approaches the teller. He

Can see from her nameplate

That her name is Patricia

Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get

A $30,000 loan to take a

Holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in

Disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is

Kermit Jagger, his dad is

Mick Jagger, and that it's

Okay, he knows the bank

Manager.

Patty explains that he will

Need to secure the loan with

Some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have

This," and produces a tiny

Porcelain elephant, about an

Inch tall, bright pink and

Perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains

That she'll have to consult

With the bank manager and

Disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and

Says, "There's a frog called

Kermit Jagger out there who

Claims to know you and wants

To borrow $30,000, and he

Wants to use this as

Collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink

Elephant. "I mean, what in

The world is this?"

The bank manager looks back

At her and says.

♫ ♪"It's a knickknack, Patty

Whack. Give the frog a loan,

His old man's a Rolling

Stone." ♫ ♪